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Majedaar Hindi Jokes – पप्पू के रिपोर्ट कार्ड

पप्पू के रिपोर्ट कार्ड पर पिता ने अंगूठा
लगाया…
पप्पू : पापा आप तो डॉक्टर हो, फिर ये
अंगूठा क्यों?😯
पिता : तेरे मार्क्स देखकर टीचर को नहीं
लगना चाहिए कि तेरे बाप पढ़ा लिखा है ॥
😳

Updated: July 1, 2016 — 9:08 pm

Masterji Aur Pappu – Hindi Joke

Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya…
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master – Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu – Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master – Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu – To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga…
Master – Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?

Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha – “Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho”


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Updated: February 4, 2015 — 3:38 pm

Papa Circus Dekhne Chale – Hindi Chutkale

Son – Papa Circus Dekhne Chale?
Papa – No… Beta I AM very Busy
Son – Usme Ek Ladki Ne Bina Kapdon Ke Sher Per
Sawari Ki Hai…
Papa – Bahut Ziddi Ho Gaye Ho Tum… Har Baat Zidd
Karke Manvate Ho.
Chalo Bahut Din Ho gaye Sher Nahin Dekha…!!!
****

Iske Aage Ki Kahani.
Son aur Papa Phir Circus Dekhne Chale Gaye…
Papa Ne Sabse Aage Wali Seat Ki Ticket Bhi Le Li.
Lion Show Bhi Aaya Aur Chala Gaya But Bina Kapadon
Ki Ladki Nahi Aayi…
Aur Circus Show Khatam Ho Gaya…
Papa – Tumne To Bola Tha Ki Ek Ladki Bina
Kapdon Ke Aayegi..?
Son – Bina Kapdo Ke To Sher Kaha Tha, Ladki Nahi.

I am Sure Aap Zaroor Ye Msg Dubara Padhenge…

Updated: February 4, 2015 — 3:38 pm
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