Rajnikant: Hello I’m Rajnikant
Rajnikant: Hello I’m Rajnikant.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajnikant: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajnikant Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai… Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
Shayari, SMS, Quotes, Jokes And More….
Rajnikant: Hello I’m Rajnikant.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajnikant: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajnikant Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai… Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
Teacher:What is half of 8??
Rajnikant:
4
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Santa:
Depend karta hai agar horizontally aadha karo to ‘0’
Aur vertically kaato toh ‘3’.
Santa rocked.
Rajnikant shocked=D/
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.
American student: It