When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
Category: Funny Quotes
If People Are Talking Behind Your Back
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When You Fall
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
If You Want Your Wife To Listen To You
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – I love buying new things but
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – You have eyes my dear but
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – If you can’t beat them
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – Do your legs hurt from running
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Funny Status For Whatsapp – Stop waiting for one Day
Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
Funny Status For Whatsapp – I need Google in my brain
I need Google in my brain.