When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
Category: Funny Quotes
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Laziness is me middle name.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂