When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
Category: Funny Quotes
If People Are Talking Behind Your Back
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When You Fall
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
If You Want Your Wife To Listen To You
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – Awesome ends with ME and Ugly
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – Some people call me Mike
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – I hate math but I love counting
I hate math but I love counting money.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – You can disturb me….
You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀
Funny Status For Whatsapp – If you are player then I’m
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – Do You Want To Go Out With Me?
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.