When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
Category: Funny Quotes
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
I need Google in my brain.