When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
I believe in hate at first sight.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
When nothing seems right….go left!!
If I’m wired with you. I like you.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
I hate math but I love counting money.
You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.