When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
Category: Funny Quotes
If People Are Talking Behind Your Back
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When You Fall
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
If You Want Your Wife To Listen To You
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. 😀
Funny Status For Whatsapp – When a bird hits your window
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Funny Status For Whatsapp – I’m not weird, I’m limited
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – A BOSS is like a diaper..
A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Funny Status For Whatsapp – Only Marriage is the major
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – I believe in hate at first
I believe in hate at first sight.