When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
Category: Funny Quotes
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
Laziness is me middle name.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.