When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
Category: Funny Quotes
If People Are Talking Behind Your Back
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When You Fall
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
If You Want Your Wife To Listen To You
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – If I get jealous then yes
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – A woman is like a tea bag
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – Scratch here
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal this status.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – I come up with the best ideas
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
Funny Status For Whatsapp – When nothing seems right….
When nothing seems right….go left!!
Funny Status For Whatsapp – If I’m wired with you. I like
If I’m wired with you. I like you.