When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
Laziness is me middle name.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.