When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesnt then go in through the window.
Category: Funny Quotes
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.