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Funny Shayari – Hotho se jo choo liya

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’hai…


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Updated: February 17, 2015 — 4:50 pm

Funny SMS On Girls – Chhodo Hame Kya

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लड़कियों के बारे में एक सच…

वे किसी के बारे में घंटों गॉसिप करेंगी, लेकिन आखिर में यही कहेंगी… . . . छोड़ो, हमें क्या! 😛

Updated: January 5, 2015 — 5:10 pm

Love v/s Marriage – Funny Thought

FOR ALL MY DEAR MARRIED FRIENDS.:

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Love is holding hands in the street,
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
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Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant,
Marriage is a take home packet.
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Love is watching movie on a sofa,
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
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Love is talking about having children, Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
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Love is going to bed early,
Marriage is going to sleep early.
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Love is losing your appetite,
Marriage is losing your figure.
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TV has no place in love,
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
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Love is 1 drink and 2 straws,
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough !”.
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Conclusion :
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“Love is blind
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Marriage is an eye opener
Updated: December 27, 2014 — 6:05 am

Very Funny Hindi Poem – Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai

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Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad,

Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye,
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad,

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad,
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad,

Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola,
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad…

Updated: December 22, 2014 — 2:52 pm

Aaj Kal Tum Mushkurati Bahut Ho


Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Updated: December 15, 2014 — 11:17 am
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