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Funny Shayari – Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Updated: February 17, 2015 — 4:50 pm

Funny Shayari – Hotho se jo choo liya

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’hai…

Updated: February 17, 2015 — 4:50 pm

Funny Shayari – Arz Kia Hai : Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya Karo

Arz Kia Hai :
Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya Karo
Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya Karo
Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali,
Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo

Updated: February 17, 2015 — 4:50 pm

Funny Shayari – Hai Aansuo Me Dubi Mere Pyar Ki Kahani

Hai Aansuo Me Dubi Mere Pyar Ki Kahani
Andar Se Hai Budhapa Bahar Se Hai Jawani
Nazro Se Teri Nazre Kaise Milae Jani
Teri Dai Aankh Kani Meri Bai Aankh Kani

Updated: February 17, 2015 — 4:50 pm

Funny Shayari – Jaldbazi me Shaadi karke sara jivan bigad loge

Jaldbazi me Shaadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,
Wah,Wah.
Jaldbazi me Shaadi karke sara jivan bigad loge.
Soch samaj ke karoge to bhi kya ukhad loge

Updated: February 17, 2015 — 4:50 pm

Funny SMS On Girls – Chhodo Hame Kya

लड़कियों के बारे में एक सच…

वे किसी के बारे में घंटों गॉसिप करेंगी, लेकिन आखिर में यही कहेंगी… . . . छोड़ो, हमें क्या! 😛

Updated: January 5, 2015 — 5:10 pm

Love v/s Marriage – Funny Thought

FOR ALL MY DEAR MARRIED FRIENDS.:

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Love is holding hands in the street,
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
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Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant,
Marriage is a take home packet.
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Love is watching movie on a sofa,
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
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Love is talking about having children, Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
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Love is going to bed early,
Marriage is going to sleep early.
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Love is losing your appetite,
Marriage is losing your figure.
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TV has no place in love,
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
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Love is 1 drink and 2 straws,
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough !”.
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Conclusion :
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“Love is blind
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Marriage is an eye opener
Updated: December 27, 2014 — 6:05 am

Very Funny Hindi Poem – Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai

Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad,

Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye,
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad,

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad,
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad,

Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola,
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad…

Updated: December 22, 2014 — 2:52 pm

Tumse Mil Kar Ho Gaya Zindagi Se Pyar

Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge.

Updated: December 15, 2014 — 11:18 am

Aaj Kal Tum Mushkurati Bahut Ho

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Updated: December 15, 2014 — 11:17 am
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