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Funny SMS On Girls – Chhodo Hame Kya

लड़कियों के बारे में एक सच…

वे किसी के बारे में घंटों गॉसिप करेंगी, लेकिन आखिर में यही कहेंगी… . . . छोड़ो, हमें क्या! 😛

Updated: January 5, 2015 — 5:10 pm

Love v/s Marriage – Funny Thought

FOR ALL MY DEAR MARRIED FRIENDS.:

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Love is holding hands in the street,
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
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Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant,
Marriage is a take home packet.
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Love is watching movie on a sofa,
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
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Love is talking about having children, Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
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Love is going to bed early,
Marriage is going to sleep early.
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Love is losing your appetite,
Marriage is losing your figure.
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TV has no place in love,
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
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Love is 1 drink and 2 straws,
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough !”.
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Conclusion :
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“Love is blind
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Marriage is an eye opener
Updated: December 27, 2014 — 6:05 am

Very Funny Hindi Poem – Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai

Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad,

Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye,
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad,

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad,
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad,

Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola,
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad…

Updated: December 22, 2014 — 2:52 pm
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