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Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya

Kauwa Toh
A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!


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Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Anger Control

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fight
Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Awaaz Thappad Ki

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Awaaz
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Phone Ki Ganti

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Phone Ki Ganti
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Fighting After exam

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Fighting
santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Santa-Banta cheating krne hi wale the

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Santa-Banta cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha?
Santa:Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya h..
Teachr:
to tum ne bta dya?
Banta:Nai Sir.. Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO”:D
Geo CheaterZ!:-P

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am
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