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Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Anger Control

fight
Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – I Love You

I Love You
Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Love U, To Woh Boli ‘Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya

Kauwa Toh
A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Tu Bada Lucky Hai

Lucky
Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon…Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Dost Hi Dost Ke Kam Aata Hai

Dost Hi Dost Ke Kam aata hai
Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Awaaz Thappad Ki

Awaaz
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Speed Breaker

Speed Breaker
Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Phone Ki Ganti

Phone Ki Ganti
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Jab Main Paida Hua

Nishana
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Iska Matlab?

Matlab
Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am
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