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Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya

Kauwa Toh
A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!


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Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Anger Control

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fight
Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Phone Ki Ganti

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Phone Ki Ganti
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Jab Main Paida Hua

Nishana
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am
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