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Funny Short Story In Hindi – Hindi Mein Mazaakiya Kahani

बिलासपूल का मशहूर बाजार है..

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शाम के 5 बजे बाजार भीड़ से भरा हुआ था। इसी भीड़ में पति-पत्नी एक दूसरे से लड़ने में व्यस्त थे और लगभग 200 लोग उनके इस तमाशे का मज़ा ले रहे थे।

बात कुछ यूँ थी कि पत्नी जिद कर रही थी अपने पति से कि आज आप कार खरीद ही लीजीये मैं थक गई हूं आपकी मोटर साइकिल पर बैठ बैठ कर।

पति ने कहा……. ओए पागल औरत तमाशा ना बना मेरा दुनिया के सामने। मोटर साइकिल की चाभी मुझे दे।

पत्नी- नहीं, तुम्हारे पास इतना पैसा है । आज कार लोगे तो ही घर जाऊंगी।

पति-“अच्छा तो ले लुँगा अब चाभी दो”

पत्नी – नहीं दूंगी।

पति- “अच्छा ना दो मैं ताला ही तोड़ देता हूँ”

पत्नी ने कहा…. तोड़ दो लेकिन ना चाभी मिलेगी ना में साथ जाऊँगी ।

पति – “अच्छा तो ये ले मैं ताला तोड़ने लगा हूँ जाओ तुम्हारी मर्ज़ी मेरे घर ना आना”

पत्नी – जाओ जाओ नहीं आती तुम जैसे कंजूस के घर।

पति ने लोगों की मदद से मोटरसाइकिल का ताला खोल लिया, अपनी बाइक पर बैठ गया और बोला, “तुम आती हो या मैं जाऊँ”

वहाँ खड़े लोगों ने पत्नी को समझाया – चली जाओ इतनी सी बात पर अपना घर न खराब करो।

फिर पत्नी ने पति से वादा लिया कि वह बाइक बेचकर जल्द ही कार लेगा। दोनों की सुलह हो गयी और दोनों चले गए।

अच्छी कहानी है न 👏👏

लेकिन अभी ख़त्म नहीं हुई है

तो जनाब………

ठीक आधे घंटे बाद उसी जगह पर फिर से भीड़ लगी थी।

एक बंदा शोर कर रहा था……..
कोई मेरी मोटरसाइकिल दिन दहाडे चुरा कर ले गया।

😁😁😁😁😁😁🤓

(Funny Short Story In Hindi – Hindi Mein Mazaakiya Kahani)

Updated: June 16, 2017 — 5:04 pm

Funny Story In Hindi – Ek buddha aadmi bus me kahi jaa rahaa tha

Ek buddha aadmi bus me kahi jaa rahaa tha ki tabhi kisi jebkatre ne uska batua saaf kar diya. Jab buddhe ko iska ahsaas hua to wah robdaar aawaaz mein dahaadte huye bola – “Jis kisi ne bhi mera batua churaya hai chupchaap waapas kar de warna … aaj fir se wahi hoga jo san 80 me hua thaa !” Koi bhi sawaari kuchh bhi nahi boli magar buddhe ne haar nahi maani. Woh bus mein ghoom-ghoom kar baar-baar yahi kahta raha – “chupchap mera batua waapas kar do warna … aaj fir wahi hokar rahega jo san 80 me hua tha !” Akhirkar bus jaise hi ek jagah ruki toh ek ladka uska batua fenk kar bus se utar kar bhaag gaya. Buddhe ne chupchap apna batua uthaya aur apni seat par baith gaya. Ek bachche se nahi raha gaya. usne poochha – “aakhir san 80 me kya hua tha ?” Buddha bola – “san 80 me isi tarah kisi ne bus mein mera batua chura liya tha…. aur fir mujhe paidal hi ghar waapas jaana pada tha ….”

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Very Funny Story In Hindi Font – एक खुबसूरत हसीना रास्ते मे आपको लिफ्ट मांगती है

एक खुबसूरत हसीना रास्ते मे आपको लिफ्ट मांगती है . और आगे कुच्छ दूर जाने के बाद उसे चक्कर आने लगते है तो आप उसे हॉस्पिटल ले जाते है
डॉक्टर खुशीसे आपको कहता है ” बधाई हो आप बाप बनने वाले है ”
बस आपको टेंशन आता है
फिर आप बोलते हो ” लेकिन वो बच्चा तो मेरा नहीं है ”
लड़की बोलती है ” नहीं यही मेरे होनेवाले बच्चे का बाप है ”
आपको और टेंशन आता है
पुलिस आती है और आपका डी एन ऐ टेस्ट होता है. रिपोर्ट आता है. रिपोर्ट के मुताबिक ”आप कभीभी बाप बन नहीं सकते है ”
आपको और ज्यादा टेंशन आता है
किसी तरह भगवान का शुक्रिया अदा कर आप घर वापस लौटते है .
फिर आप सोचते है ” घर मे मुझे दो बच्चे है … अगर मै बाप नहीं बन सकता तो वे फिर किसके है? ”
अब ये है असली टेंशन वाली बात …

Updated: February 13, 2015 — 2:55 pm

Funny Story – IAS Interview

OncE a bright intelligent younG man went for IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview.
He was asked –

Q 1. When did India get independence?
He answered – The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947.

Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for independence?
Answer – There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.

Q 3. Do you think, corruption is the greatest enemy of the country?
Answer – A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.

The interview board was impressed by his original ideas. They asked him to wait outside; but also advised him not to reveal the questions, as they may ask the same questions to other candidates also.
When the young man went out of the room, Sardar inquired about the questions asked. The young man said that he had promised the interview board not to disclose the questions.
But, Sardar found a way out. “Tell me the answer you gave”..
The young man, thought it to be okay, as he was not going back on his words of “not disclosing the QUESTIONS”. So he gave him the three answer which Sardar quickly learnt by heart.
When Sardar went in for interview, this is what happened.

Q 1. When were you born?
Sardar:- The efforts started long back, but could succeed in 1947.
Interviewers got confused…they asked next question.

Q 2. What is your father’s name?
Sardar :- There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.
The board members were shocked at the reply..they said.

Q 3. Are you mad?
Sardar :- A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.


Updated: December 30, 2014 — 12:14 pm

A Very Funny Story About Women And Men

A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: 
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 –  These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 –  These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’ So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 –  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 –  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 –  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 –  You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 

PLEASE  NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store”
just across the street.
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.
The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men

Updated: December 25, 2014 — 3:07 pm

Have faith in yourself. Don’t believe others blindly.

The Brahmin and the Crooks

In a village, there lived a poor Brahmin priest. He was pious, dutiful and very superstitious.
One day, the Brahmin left for a neighbouring Village to collect a gift that he had been promised from a rich landlord. Finishing his job in the neighbouring village, he was on his way back carrying his gift-a fat and healthy goat on his shoulders.
Three hungry crooks crossed his path. They saw the healthy goat on the Brahmin’s shoulders and whispered, “That is a very plump goat. Let us trick the Brahmin and take the goat away. We can then make a tasty dish out of it”
They soon made a plan. The three of them went in separate ways.
The first one stopped the Brahmin and exclaimed in horror, “Oh my god! Such a respected priest and carrying a dog on his shoulders? Don’t you know that it is a sin to touch a dog, or a rooster, or a donkey?”
The Brahmin lost his temper. “You stupid fellow, are you blind? Can’t you see it is a goat, not a dog?”
“Don’t be angry,” replied the first crook. “If you think it is not a dog, then please carry on. But isn’t it ridiculous that you are carrying a dog?”
 The Brahmin hardly walked a few more yards when the second crook stopped the Brahmin and looked at him in shock.
`How can a reputed priest like you carry a dead calf on the shoulder?” exclaimed the crook.
The Brahmin yelled, “Are you blind too? This is a healthy and live goat and you say he is a dead calf. You are an ignorant fool!”
 “All right, sir,” said the second crook. “Please forgive me. Do as you please.”
“What’s wrong with everyone?” wondered the furious Brahmin as he hurried towards his home. “The whole world has gone mad?”
Now it was the turn of the third crook to the Brahmin’s path. “Sir, why are you carrying a donkey on your shoulders? It is going to bring you misfortune.”
Now the Brahmin was confused. Three people have said that the goat was something else. “Have I been given a ghost that keeps changing into a dog, a dead calf or a donkey!” he wondered. “I don’t want this creature.”
 “Before it turns into something else, I better get rid of it.” Confused and scared, he threw the goat to the ground and took to his heels.
Coming out of their hiding place, the crooks took the goat and laughed at the stupidity of the Brahmin. Listening to others blindly, he got duped.
MORAL Have faith in yourself. Don’t believe others blindly.

Updated: December 9, 2014 — 2:43 pm

Very Funny Short Story In Hindi

एक बार एक आदमी रोड से जा रहा था उसके पास गाड़ी के कागजात नही थे।,
तो एक पुलिस वाले ने रोक दिया। तो उसने कहा सर आपको जो लेना हो ले लें लेकिन आगे जाकर फिर कुछ न देना पड़े। पुलिस वाले ने कहा की ठीक है अगर आगे कोई पुलिस वाला रोके तो कहना ”तोता”
वो आदमी आगे गया। उसे एक पुलिस वाले ने रोका और कागजात के बारे में पूछा तो उसने कहा ”तोता” पुलिस वाले ने कहा ठीक है जाओ।
दुसरे दिन जब वो किसी और रोड से निकल रहा था तो फिर एक पुलिस वाले ने रोक लिया। तो उसने सोचा की कल तोता कहकर छुट गया था,आज भी कह दो। तो उसने कहा ”तोता” पुलिस वाले ने कहा ”गाड़ी साइड में लगा दो आज ”कौवा” है। ”

 

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Updated: December 11, 2015 — 4:46 pm
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