If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
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I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
“Log kya kahenge” has killed more dreams than anything else.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
If you love something set it free.
The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek
Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram