If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
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Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
Love can be demonstrated not defined.
I’m done begging for your love.
I don’t have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can’t handle.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂
Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. – harry Golden
Don’t give up what you want most, for what you want now.
Everything is fair in Love and War.
You think you’re one of millions but you’re one in a million to me.
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.