If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
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I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
The best way to create your future is to create it
Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.