I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Category: Funny One Liners
Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
Laziness is me middle name.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.