Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. 😀
Funny One Liners
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
I believe in hate at first sight.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
When nothing seems right….go left!!
If I’m wired with you. I like you.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
I hate math but I love counting money.
You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.