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Category: Funny One Liners
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
I believe in hate at first sight.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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