Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
Category: Funny One Liners
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
I hate math but I love counting money.
You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.