I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
Category: Funny One Liners
When nothing seems right….go left!!
If I’m wired with you. I like you.
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
I hate math but I love counting money.
You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.