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Category: Funny One Liners

Funny Status For Whatsapp – I come up with the best ideas

I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – When nothing seems right….

When nothing seems right….go left!!

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – If I’m wired with you. I like

If I’m wired with you. I like you.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – Awesome ends with ME and Ugly

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – Some people call me Mike

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – I hate math but I love counting

I hate math but I love counting money.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – You can disturb me….

You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – If you are player then I’m

If you are player then I’m the GAME.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – Do You Want To Go Out With Me?

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – Sorry about those texts

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm
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