I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Funny One Liners
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. 😀
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
I believe in hate at first sight.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.