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Category: Funny One Liners

Funny Status For Whatsapp – Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is

Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. 😀

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – When a bird hits your window

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – I’m not weird, I’m limited

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – A BOSS is like a diaper..

A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – Only Marriage is the major

Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – I believe in hate at first

I believe in hate at first sight.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – When a girl says she’ll be

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – If I get jealous then yes

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – A woman is like a tea bag

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm

Funny Status For Whatsapp – Scratch here

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal this status.

Updated: December 29, 2014 — 8:00 pm
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