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Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp – MEN’s Depression

MEN’s Depression*
– Business Slow Chal raha hai..
– Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..
– Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..
– Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..
– Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai…

*WOMEN’s Depression*
– Tailor se dress mangwana hai..
– Tv pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..
– Kitty frnds ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..
– Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jaana hai..
– Bachcho ka Open Day hai… Uffff koi dress he nahin samajh mein aa rahi hai..
– Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..
– Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..
– Bete ki result aayi hai(46%), kaamwali baii ke liye ek kilo mix mithai mangani hai..
– Aaj na jaane Pankhudi ka kya hoga..
– Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye..
– Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..
– Yeh Landline ka bill 2560/- kyun aaya hoga?
– Ye Deepika/Aalia/Kareena/Katrina itni over acting kyun karti hain?
– Kal mandir kya pehenke jaoongi?
– Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain…..abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nahi aaya hai..

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