Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
Best Funny Quotes
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
I hate math but I love counting money.
You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
I need Google in my brain.
If you fall. I’ll be there.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
The Earth without Art is just Eh.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.