If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
Tag: Best Funny Quotes
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
When nothing seems right….go left!!
If I’m wired with you. I like you.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
I hate math but I love counting money.
You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
I need Google in my brain.
If you fall. I’ll be there.