I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Tag: Best Funny Quotes
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.