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Kali hai par Kaag Nahi

Lambi hai par Naag Nahi

Balkhati hai par Dor Nahi

Bandhte hai par Dor Nahi

Batao Kya?

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Answer: Choti

Bujho Bhaiya Ek Paheli

Jab Kaato to Nai Naveli?

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Answer: Pencil

Aisa kya hai

Jiska aana bhi kharab aur jana bhi kharab

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Answer: Ankh (aana – Netrashoth or Conjuctivities) (jaana eyesight)

Lal Ghoda Ruka rahe.

Kala Ghoda Bhagta Jaye

Batao Kaun?

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Answer: Aag/Dhua

Somvaar ka din tha 2 chor bank loot kar ek car mai bhaage

Police ne choro ka peecha kiya

Peecha karne par pata chala ki choro ki car ke peeche ki number plate ki lights’ kharaab thi

Aur Police ki Jeep ki head lights kharaab thi

Batao police ne un choro ko kaise pakda?

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Answer: Somvaar ka Din Tha. Din me Light ki jarurat nahi hoti.

Mai Maru Mai Katu Tum kyo Rote ho

Batao main kaun hoon?

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Answer: Pyaas. (Onion)

Bimar nahi rehti main

phir bhi khaati hu goli

Bache bude sab dar jate

Sun kar iski boli

Batao yeh kya hai?

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Answer: Bandook (Gun)

Dunia bhar ki karta sair

Dharti pe na rakhta pair

Din me sota raat me jagta

Raat andheri meri bagair

Jaldi batao main hoon kaun?

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Answer: Moon(Chaand)

Kala Ghoda

Safed ki sawari

Ek utra to dusre ki bari?

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Answer: Tava aur Roti

Aise kon se cheez hai

Jise jitna khicho vo utni hi

Choti hoti hai?

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Answer: Biddi and Cigarettes