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Best Hindi Jokes – 1 Kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku ban gya

1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Bn gya, Daketi krne 1 bank gya or kha
.
Arz h..
Tkdir me jo h whi Milega..
HandsUp,Koi apni Jgah se nhi Hilega!!
.
Fir cashier se kha..
.
Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo..
Jo kuch b tmhre pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
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Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar,koi koshish na kre police ko bulane ki.!!
.
Fir jate-2 kaha..
.
Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera…..:-D 😛


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Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the

Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the…

1 ko Desh chalane ka shauq tha…
woh Plane chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(sanjay)

2 ko Plane chalane ka shauq tha…
wo Desh chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(rajiv)

Indira gandhi ki dono BAHUON ko bhi dekh lo…

1 ko Pets Paalne ka shauk tha;
Wo Mantri ban gayi
(maneka)

2 (Sonia) Ko PradhanMantri
banne ka shauk tha Usne Pets paal liye,

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa was lying on beach

Santa was lying on beach,
American: R u Relaxing?
Santa:No I m Santa Singh,
Another Amrican: R u relaxing?
Santa: No I m Santa Singh
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting)
I m santa Singh >:O
Santa left that
place in anger.
Then Santa asks one American
lying nearby,
R u relaxing?
American: Yes.
Santa slaps him & says,
Kutte sab tujhe dhund rhe
he aur tu yha
pada
hai. 😀 😀

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Masoom Dhamki

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Masoom Dhamki

Ek Chor Chori Kar Ke Ghar Se Jaa Raha Tha…..Ki Bache Ki Aankh Khul Gai……..

Bacha : Mera School Bag Bhi Le Ja Varna Shor Macha Dunga……:-P 😀

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Ladka Exam Hall me

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Ladka Exam Hall me
pareshan tha
Sir:Kya hua?
Qustn papr
mushkil he?
Boy:
Nahi sir,
main to soch raha hu is qustn ka
ans
kis jeb me hai?

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Ek train accident me

Ek train accident me 100 sardar mar gaye 1 bach gaya !
Reportar ne usse pucha : ye sab kaise hua?
Sardar : jaise hi anouncement hua ki shatabdi express platform no. 2 par aa rahi hai sab platform se utarkar apni jaan bachane patri par aa gaye, lekin train patri par aa gayi aur sab mar gaye,
Reportar : yani aap samajdar sardar nikle jo patri par nahi utare.
Sardar : ji nahi me to suicide karne aya tha anouncement sunkar patri se hatkar platform par let gaya tha.

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa sarab pite pite ro pada

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Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..
Banta:: kyun ro rahe ho
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Santa:: jise bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska naam nahi yaad aa raha hai..lol..

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa called FM Radio

Santa Rocks 🙂 like kar le na 😉
Santa called FM radio &
said:-

I’ve found a purse with
Rs.15000/- a credit card &
… … an ID card of Mr.Ram new
road, Kathmandu.

Radio Jockey: How honest
so you want to return his
purse?

Santa: no.. I just wanted to
dedicate a sad song for
him…! 😀

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Amazing facts about CID

Amazing facts about CID
1) Daya has d world record 4
breaking the mst no. Of doors
2) C.I.D bureau has 1 tata sumo
since 13 yrs
3) In the entire 20 storey cid
building only 6 people work
4) There is no police in
mumbai,C.I.D handles every case
5) Accused person acepts his
crime only aftr gting a slap on
face from Daya
6) None of the C.I.D officers got
Married
7) People remember the person
they saw once n give exact sketch
8) None of the officers ever got
promotion nt even A.C.P
9) Salunke just pres ctrl n alt n
gets finger prints testd
10) End of episode all criminals
get faasi :D:D

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Most Funniest Hindi Jokes – Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya?

Teacher: Homework Kyun
Nahi Kiya?
Student: Sir, Light
Nahi Thi
Teacher: To MomBatti Jala
Lete … Student: Sir, Maachis
Nahi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kyun Nahi
Thi
Student: Pooja Ghar Me
Rakhi Thi. Teacher: To Wahan Se Le
Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua Nahi
Tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kyun Nahi
Thi. Student: Pani Nahi Tha
Sir.
Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal
Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi
Thi ?
Student: Sir Bataya
To Ttha Light Nahi Thi :

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Most Funniest Hindi Jokes – ‘3 idiots’ film se lesson

Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? Pap
pu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sak
ti hai 😀 . .

Miss: shut up & get out.
Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye 😀 . .
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Miss: u also get out.
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: i think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. .
Shamu :miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai. :- D:-
D Miss: u also get out. . GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO… . GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. 😉 Students Rock!

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am
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