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Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya

Kauwa Toh
A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!


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Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Anger Control

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fight
Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Tu Bada Lucky Hai

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Lucky
Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon…Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Car Ke Brake fail


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Brake fail
Santa Ki Biwi : O ji Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Santa : Are Banoo Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, To accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am
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