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Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Anger Control

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Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!



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Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – I Love You

I Love You
Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Love U, To Woh Boli ‘Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’



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Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Awaaz Thappad Ki

Awaaz
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am
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