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Funny Hindi Joke – Duniya Mein Sirf Do Hi Log Bhalai Chahte Hai

दुनिया में सिर्फ दो ही लोग आपकी
भलाई
चाहते हैं। एक माँ
और दूसरे वो लोग जो चिल्ला के बताते हैं
“भईया, बाइक का स्टैंड ऊपर कर लो!”
😂😂😂😂😜:D😜😝


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Updated: February 9, 2016 — 9:55 pm

Masterji Aur Pappu – Hindi Joke

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Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya…
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master – Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu – Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master – Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu – To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga…
Master – Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?

Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha – “Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho”

Updated: February 4, 2015 — 3:38 pm

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi – Biwi Ke Office Mein

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Santa Kisi Kaam Se Apni Biwi Ke Office Jata Hai.

Bina Kisi Se Pemission Liye Wo Sidha Uske Cabin Mein Chala Jata Hai

Waha Dekhta Hai Ki Uski Patni Apne Boss Ki Godh Mein Bethi Hai.

Aisa Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Apni Patni Preeto Se Bola.

Santa: “Chal Ghar Chal Preeto, Aisi Jagah Kaam Nahi Karna Chahiye Jahaan Staff Ke Baithne Ke Liye Ek Chair Bhi Na Ho“

Updated: February 4, 2015 — 3:38 pm

Funny Joke – Mishraji Interview Ke Liye Gaye

Mishraji Interview Ke Liye Gaye.

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee.

Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.

Mishraji Ki Bari Aayi.

Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?

Mishraji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai…

Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan… Batao!!!

Mishraji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai…

Mishraji’s another deadly solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Interviewer:-Stupid

Mishraji:- Sir one more Solution….
Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)

Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..

Mishraji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”

Mishraji – Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…..
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”

Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri Mishra ji ko hee de do.

Mishra ji can sell anything…:-D 😛

Updated: December 23, 2014 — 3:03 pm
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