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Double Meaning Jokes On Girls – Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki

Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To,
Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati Hai?
“Vote”
Kabhi Desh Ke Baare Mein Bhi Soch Liya Karo,
Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Sochte Ho.

 

Huge Collection Of Dirty Jokes In Hindi – Gande Chutkule Hindi Mein

Gande Chutkule Hindi Font Mein – Hindi Font Mein Likhe Funny Adult Jokes

SuhagRaat Par Dirty Hindi Jokes Chutkule – Honeymoon Jokes Hindi Mein


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Updated: July 23, 2016 — 2:17 pm

Double Meaning Adult Jokes On Santa Banta – Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi

Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Mahmano Ko Halwa Parosne Aa Jati Hai,
Santa: “Besharam, Tu Hosh Mein To Hai?”
Preeto: “Oji, Recipe Book Mein Likha Tha Serve Hot Without Any Dressing“

 

Huge Collection Of Dirty Jokes In Hindi – Gande Chutkule Hindi Mein

Gande Chutkule Hindi Font Mein – Hindi Font Mein Likhe Funny Adult Jokes

SuhagRaat Par Dirty Hindi Jokes Chutkule – Honeymoon Jokes Hindi Mein

Updated: July 23, 2016 — 2:19 pm

Santa Banta Adult Jokes – Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki

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Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Facebook Pe Chat Kar Raha Tha, Usne Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “BF Hai?”
Ladki: “Haan Hai.”
Santa: “HD Me Hai Ya Mp4 Me?”
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Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:51 pm

Adult Double Meaning Jokes – वाईफ – तलाक़ के बाद

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वाईफ : तलाक़ के बाद लड़का मेरे साथ रहेगा.
पति : नहीं मेरे साथ रहेगा..
वाईफ : वाह रे वाह !
मटका मेरा,
दूध मेरा,
थोड़ा सा ‘दही’ क्या डाल दिया पूरा पनीर तेरा.?

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:49 pm

Dirty Double Meaning Jokes – पप्पू स्कूल देरी से पहोचा

पप्पू स्कूल देरी से पहोचा ..
Teacher-do U Know Value Of Periods?
हा मेडम…… एक बार पडोश की दीदी को नहीं हुआ तो उसकी माँ बेहोश ,बाप को अटैक ,और मेरा भाई फरार …

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:49 pm

Dirty Pappu Jokes In Hindi – Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai

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Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.
Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”
Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”
Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”
Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:49 pm

Gande Dwi-arthi Hindi Chutkule – संता – बेटा जब हम जवान

संता: बेटा जब हम जवान थे तो 10 रुपये में जी भर के दूध पिया करते थे।
पप्पू: पापा, मजे थे आपके, आजकल तो 100 रुपये मे कोई दबाने भी नही देती।

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:49 pm

Mast Adult Jokes Chutkule – पता नहीं कौन साला हमारी

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पता नहीं कौन साला हमारी समस्याओं को जापानी तेल लगा जाता है.
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हमेसा खड़ी ही रहती है

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:46 pm

Best Dirty Jokes In Hindi – Ladki General Store Pe Jaati

Ladki General Store Pe Jaati Hai Aur Bolti Hai
Ladki: “Ek Sasti Si Brazier Dena“
Dukandar: “Ye 100 Ki Hai“
Ladki: “Or Sasti Dikhao“
Dukandar: “Ye 60 Ki Hai“
Ladki: “Or Sasti“
Dukandar: “Lo 40 Ki Dekh Lo“
Ladki: “Arey Aur Sasti Dikhao“
Dukandar: “Oye Chotu, Madam Ko 2 Ice Cream Ke Khali Cup Aur Ek Dhaga De De“

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:46 pm

Hindi Jokes For Adults – Minister to Wife: Sach sach

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Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao,kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ?
WIFE: 3 Baar,
MINISTER: kab kab?
Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Dr.K Pas gayi thi, Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gayi thi,
Minister: Aur kab?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 76 MLAs kam the..!

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:46 pm

S*xy Jokes SMS Hindi – Lady – Ek shampoo please

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Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai.

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:46 pm

Gande Jokes Hindi Mein – Ek Fouji Jang Se Wapas

Ek Fouji Jang Se Wapas Aya Aur Khidki Par Udas Sa Baith Gaya.
Biwi Ko Itne Din Ke Baad Usko Aaya Dekh Kar S*x Ki Ichha Hui.
Biwi Aayi Aur Dupatta Gira Kar Boli
“Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya”
Fouji Chup…
Phir Kameez Nikali Aur Boli
“Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya”
Fouji Chup…
Phir Salwar Utaari Aur Boli
“Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya”
Fouji Ko Gussa Aya Aur Bola
“Meri Dhoti Utah Aur Dekh, Bomb Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya“

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:46 pm

Hindi Ke Gande Chutkule – A Married Lawyer Had S*x

A Married Lawyer Had S*x In His Car And Forgot The Girl’s Panties In His Car.
His Wife Saw The Panties In The Back Seat, Tore It Apart Screaming: “What’s This?””
He Calmly Replied: “You Just Destroyed The Evidence Of A Rape Case, Worth Millions That I’m Handling.”
She Quickly Went On Her Knees Apologizing.
Do You Call Him Smart, A Good Lawyer Or A Damn Good Lawyer Or A Good Liar ?
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Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:46 pm

Gande Latife Hindi Mein – Wife – Aaj Main TOWEL

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Wife : Aaj Main TOWEL mein thi aur
Sasur ji aa gaye
Husband : Fir tumne kya kiya??
wife : Jo rozana karti hu,
TOWEL ko khol ke GHUNGHAT BaNa
LIYA,
kuch sanskar mujhme bhi hain na..

Updated: May 21, 2016 — 2:46 pm
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