If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
Tag: Hilarious One Liners
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
Laziness is me middle name.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.