If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
Tag: Hilarious One Liners
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. 😀
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
I believe in hate at first sight.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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