If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
Tag: Hilarious One Liners
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.