If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
Tag: Most Funniest One Liners
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂