If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
Most Funniest One Liners
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
If you fall. I’ll be there.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
The Earth without Art is just Eh.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
Laziness is me middle name.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.