If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
Tag: Most Funniest One Liners
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
I hate math but I love counting money.