If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.
Tag: Most Funniest One Liners
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. 😀
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
I believe in hate at first sight.