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Adult Joke – Ek Aadmi Apne Bachche Ko Lekar Sabzee Mandi Gaya

Ek Aadmi Apne Bachche Ko Lekar Sabzee Mandi Gaya Aur Bola
Aadmi – Dekho beta jo cheez khareedni ho use daba kar check kar lena chahiye.
Kuch dino baad uska beta Haanfte hue Baap ke office pahuncha aur bole
Bachcha – Pitajee Pitajee ek aadmi Mummy ko khareedna chahta hai


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Updated: January 27, 2015 — 3:13 pm

Adult Joke – Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha

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Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi Oonchi Awaaz Mein Gusse Se Boli
Aurat – Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge Ab Bas Bhi Karo Tumse Achchha
To Paperwala Hai Jo Chup Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai.

Updated: January 27, 2015 — 3:13 pm

Adult Joke – Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Tha

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Tha. Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher
Pregnant Thhi Uske Dekh Kar Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu – Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti ?
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli – Ye Baat Bhala Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi
Pappu – Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai
Aapko Ladkaa Hone Waala Hai.
Teacher Hairani Se – Arey… Tujhe Ye Baat Kaise Pata ?
Pappu – Mam Wo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Bethhti Ho To
Ander Se Uski Moochhe Dikhaai Deti Hain.

Updated: January 27, 2015 — 3:13 pm
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