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Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya

Kauwa Toh
A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!




Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Anger Control

fight
Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!




Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Tu Bada Lucky Hai

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Lucky
Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon…Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Awaaz Thappad Ki

Awaaz
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am
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