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Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Anger Control

fight
Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!


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Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – I Love You

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I Love You
Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Love U, To Woh Boli ‘Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Tu Bada Lucky Hai

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Lucky
Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon…Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Car Ke Brake fail


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Brake fail
Santa Ki Biwi : O ji Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Santa : Are Banoo Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, To accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am
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