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Santa Banta SMS Jokes – I Love You

I Love You
Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Love U, To Woh Boli ‘Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’


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Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Anger Control

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fight
Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Awaaz Thappad Ki

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Awaaz
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Banta fell in love


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Banta fell in love
Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie…. the Movie came to an End.
A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, “Thank God it was just a movie and not reality.”

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am

Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Santa-Banta cheating krne hi wale the


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Santa-Banta cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha?
Santa:Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya h..
Teachr:
to tum ne bta dya?
Banta:Nai Sir.. Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO”:D
Geo CheaterZ!:-P

Updated: March 7, 2015 — 10:48 am
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