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Top 100 Hindi Jokes Ever

Best Hindi Jokes – 1 Kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku ban gya

1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Bn gya, Daketi krne 1 bank gya or kha
.
Arz h..
Tkdir me jo h whi Milega..
HandsUp,Koi apni Jgah se nhi Hilega!!
.
Fir cashier se kha..
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Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo..
Jo kuch b tmhre pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
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Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar,koi koshish na kre police ko bulane ki.!!
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Fir jate-2 kaha..
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Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera…..:-D 😛

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”


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Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the

Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the…

1 ko Desh chalane ka shauq tha…
woh Plane chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(sanjay)

2 ko Plane chalane ka shauq tha…
wo Desh chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(rajiv)

Indira gandhi ki dono BAHUON ko bhi dekh lo…

1 ko Pets Paalne ka shauk tha;
Wo Mantri ban gayi
(maneka)

2 (Sonia) Ko PradhanMantri
banne ka shauk tha Usne Pets paal liye,

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa was lying on beach

Santa was lying on beach,
American: R u Relaxing?
Santa:No I m Santa Singh,
Another Amrican: R u relaxing?
Santa: No I m Santa Singh
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting)
I m santa Singh >:O
Santa left that
place in anger.
Then Santa asks one American
lying nearby,
R u relaxing?
American: Yes.
Santa slaps him & says,
Kutte sab tujhe dhund rhe
he aur tu yha
pada
hai. 😀 😀

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Masoom Dhamki

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Masoom Dhamki

Ek Chor Chori Kar Ke Ghar Se Jaa Raha Tha…..Ki Bache Ki Aankh Khul Gai……..

Bacha : Mera School Bag Bhi Le Ja Varna Shor Macha Dunga……:-P 😀

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Ladka Exam Hall me

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Ladka Exam Hall me
pareshan tha
Sir:Kya hua?
Qustn papr
mushkil he?
Boy:
Nahi sir,
main to soch raha hu is qustn ka
ans
kis jeb me hai?

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Ek train accident me

Ek train accident me 100 sardar mar gaye 1 bach gaya !
Reportar ne usse pucha : ye sab kaise hua?
Sardar : jaise hi anouncement hua ki shatabdi express platform no. 2 par aa rahi hai sab platform se utarkar apni jaan bachane patri par aa gaye, lekin train patri par aa gayi aur sab mar gaye,
Reportar : yani aap samajdar sardar nikle jo patri par nahi utare.
Sardar : ji nahi me to suicide karne aya tha anouncement sunkar patri se hatkar platform par let gaya tha.

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa sarab pite pite ro pada

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Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..
Banta:: kyun ro rahe ho
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Santa:: jise bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska naam nahi yaad aa raha hai..lol..

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa called FM Radio

Santa Rocks 🙂 like kar le na 😉
Santa called FM radio &
said:-

I’ve found a purse with
Rs.15000/- a credit card &
… … an ID card of Mr.Ram new
road, Kathmandu.

Radio Jockey: How honest
so you want to return his
purse?

Santa: no.. I just wanted to
dedicate a sad song for
him…! 😀

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Amazing facts about CID

Amazing facts about CID
1) Daya has d world record 4
breaking the mst no. Of doors
2) C.I.D bureau has 1 tata sumo
since 13 yrs
3) In the entire 20 storey cid
building only 6 people work
4) There is no police in
mumbai,C.I.D handles every case
5) Accused person acepts his
crime only aftr gting a slap on
face from Daya
6) None of the C.I.D officers got
Married
7) People remember the person
they saw once n give exact sketch
8) None of the officers ever got
promotion nt even A.C.P
9) Salunke just pres ctrl n alt n
gets finger prints testd
10) End of episode all criminals
get faasi :D:D

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Most Funniest Hindi Jokes – Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya?

Teacher: Homework Kyun
Nahi Kiya?
Student: Sir, Light
Nahi Thi
Teacher: To MomBatti Jala
Lete … Student: Sir, Maachis
Nahi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kyun Nahi
Thi
Student: Pooja Ghar Me
Rakhi Thi. Teacher: To Wahan Se Le
Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua Nahi
Tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kyun Nahi
Thi. Student: Pani Nahi Tha
Sir.
Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal
Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi
Thi ?
Student: Sir Bataya
To Ttha Light Nahi Thi :

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Most Funniest Hindi Jokes – ‘3 idiots’ film se lesson

Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? Pap
pu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sak
ti hai 😀 . .

Miss: shut up & get out.
Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye 😀 . .
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Miss: u also get out.
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: i think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. .
Shamu :miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai. :- D:-
D Miss: u also get out. . GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO… . GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. 😉 Students Rock!

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am
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