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Best Hindi Jokes – 1 Kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku ban gya

1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Bn gya, Daketi krne 1 bank gya or kha
.
Arz h..
Tkdir me jo h whi Milega..
HandsUp,Koi apni Jgah se nhi Hilega!!
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Fir cashier se kha..
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Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo..
Jo kuch b tmhre pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
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Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar,koi koshish na kre police ko bulane ki.!!
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Fir jate-2 kaha..
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Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera…..:-D 😛

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the

Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the…

1 ko Desh chalane ka shauq tha…
woh Plane chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(sanjay)

2 ko Plane chalane ka shauq tha…
wo Desh chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(rajiv)

Indira gandhi ki dono BAHUON ko bhi dekh lo…

1 ko Pets Paalne ka shauk tha;
Wo Mantri ban gayi
(maneka)

2 (Sonia) Ko PradhanMantri
banne ka shauk tha Usne Pets paal liye,




Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa was lying on beach

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Santa was lying on beach,
American: R u Relaxing?
Santa:No I m Santa Singh,
Another Amrican: R u relaxing?
Santa: No I m Santa Singh
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting)
I m santa Singh >:O
Santa left that
place in anger.
Then Santa asks one American
lying nearby,
R u relaxing?
American: Yes.
Santa slaps him & says,
Kutte sab tujhe dhund rhe
he aur tu yha
pada
hai. 😀 😀

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Ek train accident me

Ek train accident me 100 sardar mar gaye 1 bach gaya !
Reportar ne usse pucha : ye sab kaise hua?
Sardar : jaise hi anouncement hua ki shatabdi express platform no. 2 par aa rahi hai sab platform se utarkar apni jaan bachane patri par aa gaye, lekin train patri par aa gayi aur sab mar gaye,
Reportar : yani aap samajdar sardar nikle jo patri par nahi utare.
Sardar : ji nahi me to suicide karne aya tha anouncement sunkar patri se hatkar platform par let gaya tha.




Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am

Best Hindi Jokes – Texi Wala To Santa

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya
Tha. . !
Ab Kitna Bhada Lu. ?
Santa- Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya
Hu. . 😀 😛

Updated: May 16, 2015 — 11:35 am
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