I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
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You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
I need Google in my brain.
If you fall. I’ll be there.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
The Earth without Art is just Eh.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
Laziness is me middle name.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂