Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi – Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti”

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

Funny Story – IAS Interview

OncE a bright intelligent younG man went for IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview.
He was asked –

Q 1. When did India get independence?
He answered – The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947.

Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for independence?
Answer – There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.

Q 3. Do you think, corruption is the greatest enemy of the country?
Answer – A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.

The interview board was impressed by his original ideas. They asked him to wait outside; but also advised him not to reveal the questions, as they may ask the same questions to other candidates also.
When the young man went out of the room, Sardar inquired about the questions asked. The young man said that he had promised the interview board not to disclose the questions.
But, Sardar found a way out. “Tell me the answer you gave”..
The young man, thought it to be okay, as he was not going back on his words of “not disclosing the QUESTIONS”. So he gave him the three answer which Sardar quickly learnt by heart.
When Sardar went in for interview, this is what happened.

Q 1. When were you born?
Sardar:- The efforts started long back, but could succeed in 1947.
Interviewers got confused…they asked next question.

Q 2. What is your father’s name?
Sardar :- There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.
The board members were shocked at the reply..they said.

Q 3. Are you mad?
Sardar :- A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.

A Very Funny Story About Women And Men

A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: 
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 –  These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 –  These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’ So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 –  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 –  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 –  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 –  You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 

PLEASE  NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store”
just across the street.
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.
The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men

Very Funny Joke In Hindi – Ladki Ladke Se Boli

लड़की – सुन मेरी फेसबुक
आईडी बना दे …
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लड़का –
बना तो दूँगा मगर तुझे
चलानी आती है..?
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लड़की तो क्या हुआ –
चला तुम लेना..!!
मैं पीछे
बैठ जाउंगी…!!
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(नोट – ऐसी गर्लफ्रेंड
किस्मत
वालों को ही मिलती है)
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हा हा हा ठोको लाइक

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi – Ye Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

Garmiyon Mein Ek Din Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Kisi Kaam Se Jata Hai.

Garmi Ki Vajah Se Buri Tarah Se Paseene Se Nahaya Hota Hai, Aur Santa Se Bola

Banta: “Yaar, Ye Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?”

Santa: “Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Pata Hi Nahi Chalta“

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