Category: Funny One Liners

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

If I’m wired with you. I like you.

If you are player then I’m the GAME.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you fall. I’ll be there.

Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours

Laziness is me middle name.

Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.