Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Santa’s Underwear


Santa’s Underwear
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi – Santa’s Morning workout

Santa’s Morning workout

santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho? :O
santa-mobile mai snake wala 😀

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi – Santa Banta eating Fish

Santa Banta eating Fish

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena. 😀

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi – When Minister Visited Santa’s Village

When Minister Visited Santa’s Village

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha
Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki
Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye” 🙂
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”
Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“ 😛

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