Tag: Funny Shayari SMS

Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge.

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Tumhe kya pata ke GUM kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata GUM kise kehte hain,
Tum kya jaano GUM kya cheez hain,
Kyonki
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.

Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna.
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Tum sada hanste raho.
Muskurate raho.
Khilkhilate raho.
Khush raho.
Sada gungunate raho.
Mera kya hai log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge.

Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya,
Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya.
Aur uss intezaar mein na jane kitno se pyaar kiya.

Dosti ki kadar karte hai hum,
Aasma mein sitare hain jitne.
Yakin na ho to call kar ke dekh lo,
Baat karenge aapke mobile mein paise ho jitne.

Hum aap ko dekhna chahte hain,
Aap se milna chahte hain,
Par ye log bahut zalim hain,
Mujhe aap se milne nahi dete,
Kehte hain- zoo bandh hai, kal ana.