Best Hindi Jokes – Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

Best Hindi Jokes – 1 Kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku ban gya

1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Bn gya, Daketi krne 1 bank gya or kha
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Arz h..
Tkdir me jo h whi Milega..
HandsUp,Koi apni Jgah se nhi Hilega!!
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Fir cashier se kha..
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Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo..
Jo kuch b tmhre pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
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Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar,koi koshish na kre police ko bulane ki.!!
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Fir jate-2 kaha..
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Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera…..:-D 😛

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa was lying on beach

Santa was lying on beach,
American: R u Relaxing?
Santa:No I m Santa Singh,
Another Amrican: R u relaxing?
Santa: No I m Santa Singh
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting)
I m santa Singh >:O
Santa left that
place in anger.
Then Santa asks one American
lying nearby,
R u relaxing?
American: Yes.
Santa slaps him & says,
Kutte sab tujhe dhund rhe
he aur tu yha
pada
hai. 😀 😀

Best Hindi Jokes – Ek train accident me

Ek train accident me 100 sardar mar gaye 1 bach gaya !
Reportar ne usse pucha : ye sab kaise hua?
Sardar : jaise hi anouncement hua ki shatabdi express platform no. 2 par aa rahi hai sab platform se utarkar apni jaan bachane patri par aa gaye, lekin train patri par aa gayi aur sab mar gaye,
Reportar : yani aap samajdar sardar nikle jo patri par nahi utare.
Sardar : ji nahi me to suicide karne aya tha anouncement sunkar patri se hatkar platform par let gaya tha.

Best Hindi Jokes – Santa jab court se case jeet k aaya

Santa jab court se case jeet k aaya to usne wakeel ko bas 1o rupee diye…..

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.wakeel (Lawyer) gussa ho ke bola-“YE MERE CHAPRASI K LIYE HE KI MERE NAUKAR K LIYE….?????”
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…..Santa bola-“YE TUM TEENO KE LIYE HAI…

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