Tag: Hindi 100 Jokes

Santa Rocks 😉
Teacher:
Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?

Sam:
MS Excel

John:
MS Word

Matt:
MS PowerPoint

Santa:
After Thinking a lot:
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“MS Dhoni”

Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the…

1 ko Desh chalane ka shauq tha…
woh Plane chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(sanjay)

2 ko Plane chalane ka shauq tha…
wo Desh chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(rajiv)

Indira gandhi ki dono BAHUON ko bhi dekh lo…

1 ko Pets Paalne ka shauk tha;
Wo Mantri ban gayi
(maneka)

2 (Sonia) Ko PradhanMantri
banne ka shauk tha Usne Pets paal liye,

Husband Biwi Se:
Pani Pila Do …
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):
“Nahi”Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin se”LEAK”to Nahi Hai =P xD

Angrez darwaza kholne ko hindi me kaise kahega…

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U dnt kw……?
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.Mai batata hu……

Wo kahega “THERE WAS A COLD DAY.”

Say ten times khud samajh aa jayega

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do 😀 😛 🙂

Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.

Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA”

Gl- can i sit here?
Boy- it all urs…:)

Gl- can i tk some water?
Boy- my plsr…:)
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Gl- Bhaiya agla station konsa hai?
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Boy- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend a rahi hai ……… 😛 😛 😛 😀 :/