Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Santa’s Underwear
Santa’s Underwear
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Anger Control
fight
Santa : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!
Best Hindi Jokes – Tell the name of any Microsoft Product
Santa Rocks 😉
Teacher:
Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam:
MS Excel
John:
MS Word
Matt:
MS PowerPoint
Santa:
After Thinking a lot:
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“MS Dhoni”
Most Funny Hindi Jokes – Film ‘Maachis’ being screened in a theatre
Film ‘Maachis’ being screened in a theatre and the song
“Chunni le ke soti thi kamaal lagti thi…” being played.
Suddenly a man shouted from the front stall,
“Abey sirf chunni le ke soti thi to kamaal hi lagegi na…”
Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Jab Main Paida Hua
Nishana
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?
Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi – Santa’s Morning workout
Santa’s Morning workout
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho? :O
santa-mobile mai snake wala 😀
Funny Jokes In Hindi – Sardar Ji Ka Mobile Marriage Bureau
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: “Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Most Funny Hindi Jokes – Ek amir ladki ko school mein
Ek amir ladki ko school mein garib pariwaar pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya..
Ladki ne essay likha: –
Ek garib pariwaar tha, pitaa garib, maa garib, bachchhe garib,
Pariwaar mein chaar noukar the wo bhi garib, car bhi tooti hui safari thi,
Unka garib driver bachcho ko usi tooti car mein school chhodne jata tha..
Bachcho ke paas purane iPhone mobiles the, Bachche hafte mein sirf 3 baar hi,
hotel mein khana khate the.. Ghar mein sirf 5 A.C the…..
Sara pariwaar badi mushkil se aish kar raha tha……
Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Tu Bada Lucky Hai
Lucky
Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon…Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.
Santa Banta SMS Jokes – Car Ke Brake fail
Brake fail
Santa Ki Biwi : O ji Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Santa : Are Banoo Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, To accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.