Tag: Husband Wife Funny Jokes

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere agey
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Man : Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi.
Man: Oh sorry . . . . . . . .
Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha !!!

Wife : I am not talking to you.
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Husband : Okay.
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Wife : Don

A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor se cheekhne laga …..

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..

Its a trap!! Its a trap!!

Marega saale..

Wife asked: Kya dekh rahe ho?
Husband replied: Our wedding DVD!!

Husband- “tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?”

Wife- kyo kya hua?

Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha “Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na?