Tag: Most Funniest One Liners

If you have to pay to go to the river, we’d better stop at the bank.

Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.

Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.

A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.