Santa Banta SMS Jokes – 3 chor Anta, Banta aur Santa

3 chor Anta (cousin of santa :P), Banta aur Santa …
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Anta bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Banta bola: meow meow…
Policewala: Isme billi hai…
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Santa zor se bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.